Write a hermit crab poem–a poem that takes the structure of an existing text like a recipe, job application, multiple choice quiz, script, or whatever! Here's an explanation of the form and a wide variety of ideas and examples. Have fun!
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I briefly considered attempting to write a poem using the directions from my colonoscopy prep kit, but you'll be happy to know I found something better. Each of us probably knows a federal employee who received (and may still be receiving) the now infamous DOGE-generated "What did you do last week?" email; where I live in Silver Spring, MD, we know numerous families where BOTH adults are feds and fed up. Me too.
In the spirit of resistance and gumming up the works, perhaps you'd like (federal employee or not) to share in approx. 5 bullets what YOU did last week. If so, try this handy online generator; I like "Salty Mode". I put in Teacher as my Occupation and it spat out 5 satisfyingly snide comments.
Thanks to our own Margaret Simon of Reflections on the Teche for hosting today; don't forget sign up for the April Progressive Poem party and to read the hermit crab poems of the other Inklings below!
Catherine Flynn @ Reading to the Core, if it's our lucky day
Molly Hogan @ Nix the Comfort Zone
Linda Mitchell @ A Word Edgewise
And now, finally, your crab, having a bright idea:
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